Grandma's birth control

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Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 07-May-2007 17:11:11

I included you men too as you might enjoy. You have little girls. :)

GRANDMA'S BIRTH CONTROL
This doctor had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her life.
He finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her
medications that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for Birth Control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do
you realize these are birth control pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that
could possibly help you sleep."
She reached out and Patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know
that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of
orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks....and believe me,
it helps me sleep at night."
You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas..........God Love Them!

Post 2 by jamesk (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 07-May-2007 18:23:17

lol, good one.

Post 3 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 08-May-2007 9:22:36

Hahahaha. this is good. Gotta love grandma!

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 11-May-2007 15:03:44

oh, lol